Lying To Make Friends ventured out into the world of the Teabaggers today to do some actual reporting. Well, I’m not sure it qualifies as reporting when you’re too terrified to actually talk to anyone (other than the UNC fan who accosted me because of my Duke sweatshirt), but I did take pictures!

First, a nice cross-section of the diverse crowd. Young angry white people and old angry white people!

I’m not really sure what this guy was going for. My guess is he just couldn’t quite take notes fast enough during one of Glenn Beck’s chalkboard sessions.

This struck as vaguely similar to another flag. . .
Less family friendly stuff after the jump.





I’m assuming these people came to protest the escalation in Afghanistan.

God, that’s terrifying. But they’re probably unstoppable, if their supporters are passionate enough to hurriedly scrawl their names on the back of whatever sign they really wanted to bring.

This poor kid never had a chance.

One can dream, right?
-AR























Nothing says, “I am a loyal American” like waving the South Carolina secession flag in our nation’s capital. I do so love it when people show what they are really angry about. Guess what the fifteen stars represent? You got it! The states that believed that it was morally defensible to own other humans as though they were farm animals.