Sad news this week. God decided to smite Touchdown Jesus (or as some refer to him, Big Butter Jesus). Touchdown Jesus was hit by lightning and burned completely to the ground, leaving only a steel frame behind. What are the possible implications of this smiting?
- Burning Man is over.
- God 1, Jesus 0.
- Jesus tiring of more subtle face-in-toast, gentle-tears-down-statue-type miracles.
- God is Jewish.
- The end is nigh.
- AS
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