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More Anti-Immigrant Ordinances

June 24th, 2010 · 2 Comments · AS, Immigration, Supreme Court

This week, Fremont, Nebraska residents passed a local anti-immigrant measure that aims to ban hiring or renting to “illegal immigrants.” Unlike the laws passed in Hazleton, Pennsylvania and Farmers Branch, Texas, this law was enacted by voter referendum. Otherwise, though, the law is pretty similar to its predecessors — it requires local employers to use [...]

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Godsend

June 16th, 2010 · No Comments · AS, Arts and Entertainment

Sad news this week. God decided to smite Touchdown Jesus (or as some refer to him, Big Butter Jesus). Touchdown Jesus was hit by lightning and burned completely to the ground, leaving only a steel frame behind. What are the possible implications of this smiting?

Burning Man is over.
God 1, Jesus 0.
Jesus tiring of more subtle [...]

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The Rich Get Richer

June 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments · AS, Law School, Law and Justice, Politics

American property law is not meant to protect the little people. This is not a legal blog, so I’ll spare you the details, but just trust me on this one: property law protects the interests of rich people. Studying for the California Bar Exam this summer and having to study property law for the second [...]

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55 Days and Counting

June 13th, 2010 · No Comments · AS, Arts and Entertainment, Politics, Supreme Court

Obama is going to outline his plan to hold BP accountable on Tuesday, even though we all know BP will just weasel its way out of paying for much of the damages a la Exxon 2008. Happy 55th day of this horror, everyone.
- AS

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Good News!

June 13th, 2010 · No Comments · AS, Technology

Although it seemed at first that the iPad would only ever be shown in the pale, well-manicured hands of wealthy whites, Apple now appears to be wooing the the non-white hipster market. Thanks to my local bus stop for the update. (And no thanks for anything else, stupid bus stop.)

- AS

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Other Bills Not Worth Reading

May 27th, 2010 · 1 Comment · AS, Law and Justice, Politics

We have already said a few things here about how dumb Arizona is with its unreadable laws against all things Latino. But lost in the discussion of racial profiling is this other creepy law Jan Brewer signed regarding public school curricula. Arizona schools are now forbidden from having courses which “promote the overthrow [...]

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White People

May 4th, 2010 · 1 Comment · AS, Technology

If you ever go back and watch a movie you’ve taped off TV in the 80s, you’ll be shocked at how little racial diversity there was in advertising back then. Just about every TV ad featured a happy, white, big-haired 80s couple, often with obligatory son, daughter, and golden retriever. I don’t mean to suggest [...]

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Which One is Arizona Again?

April 29th, 2010 · No Comments · AS, Immigration

I wholeheartedly support the decisions of state and local governments to boycott Arizona in order to protest that state’s new  anti-immigrant law. Unfortunately, after reviewing Gawker’s helpful guide to the boycott, I realized I have unknowingly been on a lifelong boycott of Arizona and all things Arizonan. The only thing about boycotting Arizona that really [...]

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Happy Bigotry Day

April 28th, 2010 · 1 Comment · AS, Immigration, Politics

Happy Bigotry Day, everyone! Today we should all follow in the lead of British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and justifiably call someone a bigot.
In case you haven’t heard, Brown got caught calling a British woman named Gillian Duffy a bigot when he didn’t realize his microphone was still on.
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Jan Brewer, Everyone

April 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · AS, Immigration, Politics

Here’s a little treat to get you through this lonely time without us – Jan Brewer, governor of Arizona, stumbling all over herself in defense of Arizona’s new immigration bill:
Q: What does an illegal immigrant look like?
A: [Awkwardly laughs.] I do not know. I do not know what an illegal immigrant looks like. I can [...]

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