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Turning Back the Clock

October 1st, 2009 · 2 Comments · AR, Politics

National Review columnist John Derbyshire has a new book out titled We are Doomed: Reclaiming Conservative Pessimism, which contains a section titled “The Case Against Female Suffrage.” Derbyshire’s main argument against female suffrage is that its bad for conservatives because single women want the government to take care of them and so they vote Democratic, [...]

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In Fairness, I’m Pretty Sure Some Republicans Do Not Have Mothers

September 25th, 2009 · No Comments · AR, Politics

Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) is fast becoming one of my favorite senators. Last week, I attended a hearing where she laid into an economist from the Heritage Foundation, pointing out the absurdity of claiming that extending unemployment benefits will lead to people not seeking jobs in an economic climate where there are 15 million people out [...]

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A Teaching Moment

September 24th, 2009 · No Comments · AR, Law and Justice, Politics

One of the more disturbing aspects of the Tea Party movement and conservative response to Obama in general has been the hysteria over the mundane. The president commemorates September 11th by calling for a National Day of Service? Hijacking national tragedy in the name of Karl Marx! The president addresses school children about the importance [...]

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Pity the Fool

September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · AS, Immigration, Law and Justice, Politics, Technology

For those of us no-name types, Twitter provides an outlet for the little germs of wisdom we come up with while drunk and/or pathetically lonely. For political types, however, Twitter is an easily mockable (and equally misguided) excuse for a soapbox. Josh Treviño (former Bush writer of some sort, who now runs a “strategies & [...]

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Daily Republican Hypocrisy Alert

August 25th, 2009 · No Comments · AR, Politics

The government should not interfere in decisions made by patients, their families, and their doctors . . . unless the Christian Right needs to be pandered to. -AR

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Self-Cancelling Lunacy

July 31st, 2009 · No Comments · AR, Politics

There’s plenty of enjoyable right-wing nuttiness in Andy McCarthy’s column arguing that, even if President Obama was born in Hawaii, people are still right to ask questions about his citizenship and shady Muslimish background. But my favorite passage is this: In any event, even if you were of a mind to indulge the Kenyan-birth fantasy, [...]

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Poor Jonah

July 15th, 2009 · No Comments · AR, Politics, Supreme Court

I feel sorry for Jonah Goldberg, a man caught between two worlds. He wants desperately to be accepted as an intellectual by smart, serious people, yet he also wants to get rich selling books to very stupid people. So he ends up doing things like writing a book where he calls liberals Nazis (using such [...]

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Poll: Who’s The Craziest?

July 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · AR, Arts and Entertainment, Politics

A new Lying To Make Friends feature where honest-to-God elected officials compete with irrelevant celebrities on who can spout the craziest non-sense. Your contestants: Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) (Right, a military coup is exactly like following the order of succession mandated by the Constitution or getting more votes than the other candidate) Victoria Jackson (Are [...]

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More Palin!

July 6th, 2009 · No Comments · AR, Politics

Ross Douthat had a column in the NY Times this morning bemoaning the sexism and elitism motivating the media’s treatment of Sarah Palin. As Adam Serwer points out, this follows a pattern of conservatives suddenly caring about issues like sexism whenever a Republican is affected. (Bonus points for the Futurama reference). This discussion demonstrates part [...]

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Bury the rag deep in your face. . .

June 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment · AR, Law and Justice, Supreme Court

. . . for now’s the time for your tears.

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